awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
