all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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