talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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