He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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