You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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