Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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