Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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