dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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