Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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