I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
