i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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