Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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