I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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