can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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