I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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