just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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