i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She bit a glass in half.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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