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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.