Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed