He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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