The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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