That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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