all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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