Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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