I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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