you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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