I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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