Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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