Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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