please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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