Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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