i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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