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• (714): View more from California

  Letd wlk him

  (714): View more from California

  Lrtd walek hime

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  Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.

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• (607): View more from New York

  he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him

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  at least he gets points for a creative booty call

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever

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• (585): View more from New York

  You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.

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