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• (424): View more from California

  I'd wear matching sweaters with you

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers

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• (917): View more from New York City

  she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  All's fair in love and war. and tinder.

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• (310): View more from California

  Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I've had more orgasms than showers this week.

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