yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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