After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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