I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
His nipple licking is glorious
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