Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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