I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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