It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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