We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it was like eating out sand paper
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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