i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Randomize
