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(914): View more from New York

She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

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(407): View more from Florida

Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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(713): View more from Texas

Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?

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(954): View more from Florida

well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.

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I thought this was a dry campus.

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That means you have to bring your own beer from home.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.

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