Dude my mom stole all your condoms
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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