About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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