Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You almost got us killed.
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