If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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