nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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