Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cockslap morals
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
two words...techno handjob
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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