the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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