well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
How's work?
Spinning.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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