i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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