I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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