How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
BRING THE BAGELS
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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