this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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