don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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